January 2011
I'm a little bit annoyed. Someone cheer me up?
odea: theomniscientwang: odea: theomniscientwang: I don’t want people asking what’s wrong, I just need something that’ll make me smile, or laugh or something so I don’t have to go to bed pissed off. I will also mail you my soul later on in the week, I know I owe you. … Just noticed Jake’s nipples are a tad hairy. And now I can go to bed with an erection. CHEERS :D And they are a bit...
Jan 31st
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I'm a little bit annoyed. Someone cheer me up?
odea: theomniscientwang: I don’t want people asking what’s wrong, I just need something that’ll make me smile, or laugh or something so I don’t have to go to bed pissed off. I will also mail you my soul later on in the week, I know I owe you. … Just noticed Jake’s nipples are a tad hairy. And now I can go to bed with an erection. CHEERS :D And they are a bit aren’t they?
Jan 31st
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I'm a little bit annoyed. Someone cheer me up?
I don’t want people asking what’s wrong, I just need something that’ll make me smile, or laugh or something so I don’t have to go to bed pissed off.
Jan 31st
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Love how I'm usually a laid-back person, but when...
Jan 31st
Let's all get fucked up and die.
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I'm done for work for tonight. I'll continue with...
I hate Mondays, so much. To think I waste 1/7th of my life on Mondays.
Jan 31st
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Maths is done. Why do I even do it D:
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THE WORK NEVER ENDS D:
Jan 31st
Back from rehearsals, nice to kick my feet up and...
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❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Dick is too big. Could kill...
rhydon: gagavin: lolslightlyserious
Jan 31st
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Hooray, coursework.
Jan 31st
Anonymous asked: I have a question to ask:

If I prolapse repeatedly then sit on a lime will it hurt?
Jan 31st
Bed time!
Niiight all. Feel free to leave me nice things for when I come back on tomorrow :) x
Jan 30th
Item to your left, write a haiku about it
futurebreedmachine: Oh synthesizer You from 1982 Y U NO WORK STILL My iPod Touch Delivers sound to my ears I am Apple’s bitch.
Jan 30th
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Some guy on Facebook who I have never met has made...
No. Piss off. Die.
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Singing along to Lucifer. Yes, I am aware I am not...
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yorgnorgts asked: You're hotness is so far beyond the boiling point it's melting rocks.
Jan 30th
yorgnorgts asked: You're obscenely hot, Alex, what are you talking about!?!?! I barely find any straight men attractive :[
Jan 30th
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yorgnorgts asked: Gay men are in 80% of cases the most attractive men. These aren't real statistics, but I'm guessing it's pretty accurate seeing as pretty much every gay guy is so freaking hot I'm starting to believe God hates straight people.
Jan 30th
Ok now I'm getting annoyed with all this...
At least spread yourself out, you’re making me feel bad about myself. IS IT BECAUSE I’M NOT PRETTY?!?!?!
Jan 30th
yorgnorgts asked: I wish you were a lesbian girl so we could date.
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wyatt-iv asked: <3
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Gay Marriage should be between a gay man and a gay...
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slightlyobsessedwithtaemin asked: ♥
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yorgnorgts asked: <3
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Post a heart in my ask box. For every heart I get...
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I turned my back, you were gone in a flash like...
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I don't even like You Me At Six, but the song...
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Reblog if you want "have you ever..." questions in...
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I'm just a curbside prophet with my hand in my...
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I'm sure you DO have a schlong ;]
Oh you know it, if I get tired I use it as a kickstand. Let’s talk about SEX, baby… Let’s talk about YOU and ME!
Jan 30th
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YOU SEXY
MM GURL U KNO I BE WURKIN DAT MILKSHAKE Let’s talk about SEX, baby… Let’s talk about YOU and ME!
Jan 30th
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Do you ever wish you could change something about...
All the time. Let’s talk about SEX, baby… Let’s talk about YOU and ME!
Jan 30th
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favourite part of yourself?
I’m a very kind person. I think that’s it. Let’s talk about SEX, baby… Let’s talk about YOU and ME!
Jan 30th
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Are you a morning or night person?
Night. I’m sure I’m a little bit nocturnal. Let’s talk about SEX, baby… Let’s talk about YOU and ME!
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formspring.me
asdfghjkl, entertain me, go on. http://formspring.me/MilesShlong
Jan 30th
Lost 4 followers today, I have no idea why :(
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The song's even called 'Blue (Da Ba Dee)', so stop...
Having said that, I’d prefer it if it went ‘I’m blue, I indeed am a guy, I’m in need of a guy, I indeed am a guy’
Jan 30th
The lyrics actually ARE 'I'm blue, dabba dee dabba...
So STFU OP with your crazytalk of things being green and dying. Nigga u craycray.
Jan 30th